1.01.2009

top five pick-up lines:

in no particular order...

1. if you had a garden, i'd plant your tulips with mine.
2. if you were a boogar, i'd pick you first
3. do you know karate, because your body is kickin'
4. is you dad a baker? because you've got some nice buns!
5. kiss me if i'm wrong, but is your name....(pick obscure name)

what's yours??

4 comments:

Jill said...

Tus labios son rios de amor, y tengo sed.

Darrell said...

What's your favorite temple? (They reply). Well, I'm looking at mine.

David's Holla Atchya! Blog said...

Brook, you should NOT have asked me! My favorite pick-up line is: "If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" Since I am a math guy, I also like this one: "Dang Girl! Can I lay my tangent to your sweet curves?" Pick up lines are my favorite! I think I might use that karate one sometime.

brook said...

woah i am speechless....