9.18.2011

gym rat

here's a tid bit of a day in the life of brook dorff:


sleep in.
check social media.
study.
fall asleep reading one of the 8983787923 pages of reading per week.
WORK OUT TO STAY AWAKE.
take a nap.
check social media.
study/read/study/read/study/read
get sleepy.
WORK OUT WORK OUT WORK OUT WORK OUT.
shower/get ready for some sort of social event (this is a rare thing--happens maybe once or twice a week these days...the social event, not the showering).
stay for not too long because i want to "get back into a schedule, be productive in the morning" (and also remain mysterious and fascinating so boys actually have to ask me out--ridic, right?!)
check social media.
go to sleep.
repeat.


seriously! i have like 14 days in a week, because every half of a day is like a mini day!


i mean, look how great her butt looks!


which leads me to my next problem: the gym.


can i just vent about two things really quickly?!


1. i hate people who are machine hogs!! the other day i kept going back, only to find the same lady hogging the elliptical!! i mean, heaven forbid i have to go running OUTSIDE (read: no air conditioning, and no cardio cinema). what did people do back in the day without these?! #whitegirlproblems
2. i REALLY hate when people judge how slowly i am going on the elliptical or the stationary bike. like you know how they try to take ninja peeks at you, or pretend like they're looking past you, but you really know they're totally judging you because you're going in slow motion....BECAUSE YOU'RE AT LIKE RESISTANCE OF 20 TRYING TO GET YOUR BOOTY TO LOOK GOOD AGAIN!! and they're going like 500 miles per hour, on resistance of 1 and think they're so great just zooming past you. talk to me in a month, and we'll see who's cool then!


livin' the dream, i tell ya
keep it classy, guys
xoxo

2 comments:

taryn said...

Oh goodness! The gym! I miss that place and hate it at the same time. Mostly miss it though. My parents have a treadmill so I just use that, but I miss all the other machines and mostly the classes! #whitegirlproblems

austin said...

Wait--I thought great butts just came naturally to chileans! Having to work for it just doesn't seem right :)