6.05.2008

dear secrets,

dear confessions no one will ever hear me utter,
you are quite embarrassing to me, and i will never admit to having said you if asked. i just hope you never get onto the internet. that would be sheer disaster. the most embarrassing of your type are as follows:
1. i love jon and kate +8 and little people big world
2. i secretly love zac efron
3. i always look at myself in passing windows and mirriors
4. i cry during ridiculously sad commercials
5. i think it's hilarious to ruin pictures with closed eyes, looking off into the distance, etc.
6. i secretly will always think farting is funny even if it is gross and completely class-less. i wish i didn't think it was funny...
7. i would take a billion more pictures than i already do, but don't for fear of looking like a dorkus maximus
8. i use words like dorkus maximus
9. i am becoming my parents (which is not bad, i just thought it would never happen!)
10. i LOVE looking at wedding pictures and wedding blogs/websites; i wish i could have 6 receptions and temple ceremonies to use each wedding dress/temple/color combination i would like to...
11. i am a total bookworm
12. i ate someone's cream cheese...whoops
13. i frequent dating columns and i love books and articles on relationships. what's YOUR love language?
14. i am terrified of wrinkles and use profuse amounts of anti-wrinkle creams daily
15. i have late-night photo shoots.

hoping nobody will ever come across this incriminating list,
brook trout

4 comments:

juniormaxwells said...

Love love love it, dear Brook

Brady and Taryn said...

dear brook's secrets,
we have numbers 1,4,7, and 8 in common!!! ok ok, and maybe #3.

Alex said...

Time stopped at fernwood 107 when "Little People, Big World" was on.

Amy said...

Soo...love the post, but I just wanted you to know that I opened your blog in Safari...and no grey box. Weird, right? Well hopefully it resolved itself.

Oh, PS - Sara and I saw the whole jon and kate crew at the SLC airport back in January. It was amazing.