dear idiot drivers,

{this is a real picture. identities will NOT be hidden so if you see this man on the I-15 get in front of him and 

go as slowly as possible}

dear tommy tailgater,

dear indecisive ingrid,

dear mrs. "i like to go 2 mph and get right in front of you even if you are going 65 mph so you have to dangerously slam on the breaks,"

dear tired and hasn't-had-her-coffee-fix terry,

dear larry last-minute cut-off,

dear mary multi-tasker (make-up, breakfast, cell phone),

dear break-happy bobby,

dear radio-loving rachelle,

dear 110 mph semi-truck driver,

dear invincible truck driver,

dear "my car is made for snow,"

dear "i'm too good for turn signals,"

dear "i have a small car and can zip in n out of traffic,"

dear cops,

people like you cause accidents and make me extremely upset.

please get off the roads between the hours of 7:45-8:45am, and 4:30-5:15pm.

lovingly,

brook